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Periodico aperiodico di informazione etilica, direttore, caporedattore, inviato speciale, reporter, fotografo, tipografo, editore, dattilografo, bidello e lavacessi: MAD. I nomi degli altri giornalisti leggeteli in fondo agli articoli. Pensato e stampato in località segretissima ingurgitando fiumi e fiumi di birre medie. Adesso basta, leggete il sito, beoni!!!!!!

Con grande piacere annunciamo che ROCK INN SOMMA compie sei anni, e per la sesta volta il Cirroso sarà presente!!! Presentatevi assetati il 15, 16 e 17 luglio presso il campo sportivo di Somma Lombardo (VA).

Venite tutti a godervi una gran festa, che sta davvero crescendo di anno in anno: fiumi di OTTIMA birra: Lowenbrau (chiara), Boucanier Caribbean (chiara doppio malto), Theresianer Strong Ale (rossa doppio malto), Zipfer Pils (chiara) ed Edelweiss Dunkel (weisse rossa), ricca offerta gastronomica, ben 16 gruppi rock e soprattutto giochi e animazione alcolica a cura di!!
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Scritto da Anonimo Beone il 17 Luglio 2011, 9:01

Weeee!!! ma alla fine hanno battuto il mio record??? XD sono Berserk

Scritto da Anonimo Beone il 21 Agosto 2011, 1:40

Thank you so much for this artclie, it saved me time!

Scritto da Anonimo Beone il 21 Agosto 2011, 9:44

I was looking everywhere and this ppoped up like nothing!

Scritto da Anonimo Beone il 10 Maggio 2012, 21:17

it will take a long time to ruin Austin since the metro area (extending more than forty miles in every direction) only coirpmses 1.4 million people. Austin is starting to go vertical and even if they were ever to start building 30,000 houses a year it would take more than the years I have left to become "too big".Also, like California, price is meant to keep some places from changing. Do you think if you could buy a house in San Jose for $350,000 or the equivalent (size, quality) in say Dallas that everyone wouldn't be moving to San Jose? Well the same for Austin. The prices are the highest in Texas for a keep everyone who can't afford to move there to move to Houston or Dallas instead!I guess it is like going out to dinner; you can buy a hamburger at McDonalds if you want inexpensive or you can go to Christopher Ruth Steak House. Both will feed you and satisfy your hunger but for those with "cash" do you think they'll settle for a cheeseburger? They will pay $200 for dinner instead of $8 becaue they can and value alone doesn't really matter. Guess that is why some will pay millions to live in La Jolla and other's won't pay $25,000 to live in South Dakota.It is only a bubble if you can't afford it.

Scritto da Anonimo Beone il 10 Maggio 2012, 21:41

, here's my 2 cents:I believe the best and most acctarue way to evaluate real estate is by taking the medium home price and dividing it by the medium household income. The higher the multiple, the bubblier the community. This is the primary reason why I believe Las Vegas is much less bubbly than places like Orange County. And areas like Dallas with household incomes over 60,000 and many home prices less than 130,000 are likely to experience more migration as the housing bubble goes poof in the bubbly communities. I expect many communities in Texas to actually see home values increase as the bubble pops.Though I do concede that other factors such as investors, rental incomes, and building restrictions do affect home values, just not as much as personal incomes.I believe there will be surprises when the market rolls over (that hasn't happened yet, though I think we're at a tipping point) it'll likely be much worse in many communities than much of Wall Street wants us to believe, yet there will be communities that were targeted as bubbly, that'll drop less than many expected.

Scritto da Anonimo Beone il 28 Luglio 2012, 12:43

Read an original poem, Spilled Milk ?What stteard out as a 16 year old's simple metaphor for death turned into a twisted, odd sort of poem. Enjoy? Tips are appreciated!Spilled MilkThey always tell you not to cryover spilled milk,for better fortunes will follow,and all will be okay.But sometimes, when the cup is tipped over,the situation does not just concern the dropped drink,but the stain it leaves behind.A ceramic, blue mugplaced on the utmost edge of the wooden coffee table appears stable,at a quick glimpse.Rested on old magazines and an exoskeleton of dust,it teeters, but not enough to worry those in the surrounding area.Out of the blue,as if a spontaneous wind with the strength of an oxcrept from fiery depths of hell that is the ventilation system,the cup is tipped like a cow, cascading like a pine tree in anavalanche.In the heat of the moment,panic seizes precedence over aplomb.some reach a hand out, others are frozenin fear.time slows down,each millisecond elongating into a melancholy millenniumwhat seems like forever is actually justa few seconds,and despite every valiant effort made to salvage the beverage,the cup finally smacks the floor with a piercingclatter.It shatters into a million, miniscule pieces,and everyone staresas the lifeless, suddenly purposeless liquidseeps into the white carpet,like tainted roots delving into a contaminated new soil, becoming just another mess to clean up,another hurdle to jump.For some reason, it always hits harder than it should.shock turns to rage, and then weakness.Paper towels are dished out, and cleaning supplies are passedas the cup’s owners fall to their knees and scrub the areadesperately hoping to erase the blemish.However, milk does not disappear easily,and on any given day,when it rains extra hard,each droplet with enough precision to make ticking on the glass sound like nails on a chalkboard,or when the moon shines extraordinarily bright, enough to make the hounds howl,the stain will reappear, revealing itself once more,its distinct, creamy shade clashing with effervescence of the pure white carpetand draw forth its original disappointment, a subtle, vitriolic reminder, of the ever-present, ever-lastingDeath.edit:as an alternate sort of setup for the poem,i was thinking of getting rid of the beginning.. from they to behind . The poem would then start with A ceramic blue mug and end with an added line of: They always tell you not to cry over spilled milk, but this time I cannot stop myself, as I miss you more than ever. or something along the lines of that. any thoughts?

Scritto da Anonimo Beone il 7 Ottobre 2012, 21:41

Men are paired with boys and women with girls. 70% of their youth are boys, while 30% of inruiqies from adults come from men, so the organization is always in need of more men than women to match with their kids. As of one hour ago, Sean is up to 74 volunteers!

Scritto da Anonimo Beone il 8 Ottobre 2012, 0:26

It's a joy to find soomene who can think like that

Scritto da Anonimo Beone il 8 Ottobre 2012, 5:47

parole derilanti? No, hanno molto senso anche le tue il punto che tanto non samipapo perch le cose accadono (o non accadono) ma dobbiamo veramente fare in modo di trarre il meglio da tutto quello che capita anche se a volte il meglio sembra non esserci un abbraccio @ Vale rpda: gi , scrivere aiuta ad esorcizzare tante paure. Forse, il fatto di aver iniziato a parlare anche di questo col tempo mi aiuter un bacio grande!

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